Shortcut Enthusiasts Pillows

Man fishing with rod with multiple lines.

'I've just done the mile in three minutes. . .I took the short cut.'

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'

Hollywood producer.

"It's my family's special recipe, passed down through generations on the cream cheese package."

"It's supposed to be a comedy, so I've had Steve, here, red-flag the funny parts."

"I think we could work very well together."

"He's left a suicide screenplay."

"What are they complaining about?... The local content is the audience...

'It's 'big office' meets 'poorly-received flop'!'

'A series based on made-up stories with actors following scripts? Preposterous.'

"Sorry we’re late, but apparently the journey of 1,000 miles begins with 'I know a shortcut around this traffic'."

"Just got the script from the focus group. Fabulous!"

Subtitles for the Stupid

"Sure, it's a little formulaic but I love it!"

"Instead of taking notes, can I just purchase a transcript of today's lesson?"

Write a Screenplay

Man taking a shortcut to centre of a maze

'I'm writing a screenplay that every studio in Hollywood will want to produce. It's about an honest, hard-working, moral CEO.'

"Oh, pardon me. That's not the menu , that's my screenplay."

'I ran the mile in two minutes. I took a short cut.'

This is the shortcut!

Christopher Fry.

'Reckless Rick has already lost three matches this year, but rumor has it that he's looking for a new writer...'

'Whatever you do, don't push: 'control', 'alt;, 'anvil'.'

Dustin Lance Black

"If you'd bullshitted your work like the rest of us, you'd be home by now."

'You and your shortcuts.'

"Look, darling, I've recorded your favourite meal."

"I..I've forgotten my line! Please read forward and return to me later!"

A man irons one of his pant legs.