Shortcut Enthusiasts Prints

Man fishing with rod with multiple lines.

'I've just done the mile in three minutes. . .I took the short cut.'

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

Hollywood producer.

"It's my family's special recipe, passed down through generations on the cream cheese package."

Ask Sadie! I just read an article where Daisy Ridley said J.J. Abrams wrote drafts for Episode VIII and Episode IX. And then Rian Johnson THREW THAT OUT and went a whole different direction. This makes me lose all faith in Star Wars. Am I overreacting? **Actual reader question. Excellent question. This reminds me of the time I saw Gone with the Wind on opening day. I was the invited guest of an elderly veteran of the Civil War. He couldn't stop yammering about how seceding from the union didn't

"It's supposed to be a comedy, so I've had Steve, here, red-flag the funny parts."

"I think we could work very well together."

"He's left a suicide screenplay."

"What are they complaining about?... The local content is the audience...

'It's 'big office' meets 'poorly-received flop'!'

'A series based on made-up stories with actors following scripts? Preposterous.'

"Sorry we’re late, but apparently the journey of 1,000 miles begins with 'I know a shortcut around this traffic'."

Subtitles for the Stupid

"Just got the script from the focus group. Fabulous!"

"Sure, it's a little formulaic but I love it!"

"Instead of taking notes, can I just purchase a transcript of today's lesson?"

Write a Screenplay

Man taking a shortcut to centre of a maze

"Oh, pardon me. That's not the menu , that's my screenplay."

'I ran the mile in two minutes. I took a short cut.'

'I'm writing a screenplay that every studio in Hollywood will want to produce. It's about an honest, hard-working, moral CEO.'

This is the shortcut!

Christopher Fry.

Dustin Lance Black

T.G.I.F.! Y.W.I.F.!

"If you'd bullshitted your work like the rest of us, you'd be home by now."

'Whatever you do, don't push: 'control', 'alt;, 'anvil'.'

Al Pacino

'Reckless Rick has already lost three matches this year, but rumor has it that he's looking for a new writer...'

Casting for Heroes series II.

'You and your shortcuts.'

"Look, darling, I've recorded your favourite meal."