Keyboard Music Pillows

'Any requests? 'Amazing Grace,' perhaps?'

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Piano Keyboard

A woman playing a keyboard

Bill Bailey

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

Octopus on Keys.

The band.

"Keep practicing, and someday you'll be able to play the two songs you remember at houses that also have pianos."

The Escape Key

'It's not encrypted, Captain. That's just the clerk's usual typing.'

Explosion - "About the computer, try to remember the last three keys you pressed."

Col Pugno

A 60's pop group

"Good morning - your neighbours have asked me to come and tune your piano."

"Pressing the escape key won't get you out of the boss' doghouse."

"I just know I have a great password in me."

Claviers

Organ transport team

Keyboard in Front of a Organ

"My cat just gave me the greatest password! She walked across my keyboard."

'There's something wrong with this keyboard. It's not in alphabetical order.'

'You need to stop worrying so much about making a spelling mistake, Dear...you're becoming a typochondriac!'

Keyboard in Heaven

Tune Up Shop.

'Nah! He's not my type.'

Witch Online

'Chief, the lab analyzed the keyboard. The suspect smokes, has long fingernails, and eats a whole of of cheese crackers.'

A street musician plays on a portable keyboard; a glass for tips sits in front of him.

"At the copa, copacabana...."

"Oh shit! What have I done? Undo key! Undo key!"

Celesta

'Well actually, mine's a keyboard!'

In need of a wash...

'You should learn how to type! When you ordered 10 pizzas, you accidently added four zeros. A semi truck should arrive any time now.'