Instrumentalist With A Twist Pillows

No Instruments Please

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

"Charming, absolutely charming."

'Pink isn't EITHER the new black!'

Covid Music

The band.

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

"This should be cozy. Just let me know if you need an extra sousaphone."

Champagne at the hunt

'Woke up this morning found someone had stolen my guitar...'

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

"Hey. Where the hell's my harmonica?"

"She gets her musical ability from me."

Matador Artificial Insemination.

'School of secondary sex characteristics'

"You heard your mother. There's no need to bless the superfoods."

'The MCC celebrate a famous victory' group of dodgy looking old English men holding drinking glasses

'Yes, we're trying to re-introduce some of the more traditional breeds.'

'I hate the new vicar's cheese and wine parties.'

'I don't leave until I've heard all 25 songs.'

I love Clarinet

Melba Liston

Jaco Pastorius.

Painting Music

"Hello, San Antonio - are you ready to rock in a fiscally responsible way?"

'I'm not going to bore you with a long sermon to-day - here's one I recorded earlier...'

Woman plays a cello with a cuckoo peaking out the back.

Jean Phillipe Rameau - 25th September 1628

"I'd prefer this to a gold watch any day."

Gang of Musicians

Sousaphone Player

"Relax - not only does the devil have the best tunes, he's also got a great lawyer."

"Congratulations, you've passed."

Sled Dogs Instead Of City Bikes