Instrumentalist At Heart Pillows

Orchestra playing.

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

'Play it again, Sam.'

Bassoons.

At times Richard dreaded coming home, as he knew he'd have to face the music.

My other cello is a Stradivari

Quartet.

"Charming, absolutely charming."

Didgeridoo

The Harper Plays Cricket.

Cello Concert

King of Music.

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

The band.

'Woke up this morning found someone had stolen my guitar...'

No Instruments Please

I love Harmonica

"This should be cozy. Just let me know if you need an extra sousaphone."

Red hot little combo

Cellist

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

'I'm sorry, Ms. Fiddle. The kids are coming with us.'

'We have an emergency, ladies and gentlemen! We need help - can anybody in the audience play the tambourine.'

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

"Hey. Where the hell's my harmonica?"

Musicians on a beach

Henry's music career was ruined when a frog jumped into a glass of gin, and then jumped into his tuba where it is now permanently lodged.

Orchestra

A true musician will learn to improvise when his instrument is in the pawn shop.

'Awesome!'

The chosen few

"I feel like I've just been played my whole life."

'I hate sales meetings on casual fridays.'

I love Clarinet

Pop orchestra plays concert for children