Musician At Heart Pillows

'Now relax and the doctor will begin your hearing test in just a moment.'

Accountant sings the blues

'Why do you always catch me playing air guitar, but never walk in here when I'm air studying?'

'After much pleading from his agent. Pavarotti eventually agrees to drop the banjo from his performance'

"In the tradition of musical families, I present...the Balladeering Bermudezes!"

Snake Charmer

"Hey, don't touch unless you plan to buy."

My other cello is a Stradivari

'Dude, touring with a punk rock band was fun, but what I'd really like to do is be CEO of a fortune 500 company.'

He'd attended Julliard and done Shakespeare in the park, and he never thought he'd sink this low, but there were bills to pay, and there weren't that many jobs out there for a bottle of seltzer water.'

Covid Music

'Sheep striptease'.

'It's a sprained ankle again. Why are you always slipping on banana peels?'

Thinning Hair/ Erectile Dysfunction/ One Foot in the Grave.

Mykola Lysenko

Guitar.

Magicians monkey.

'I don't leave until I've heard all 25 songs.'

Thomas Dorsey.

'The acoustics in here are terrible!' (two warped acoustic guitars).

"Hello, San Antonio - are you ready to rock in a fiscally responsible way?"

Clown school

'Sorry boys, you're just not rock & roll enough for us.'

'Hey, thanks for comin' out tonight. All these songs are from our new album, which was inspired by a recent trip to the grocery store...'

"Relax - not only does the devil have the best tunes, he's also got a great lawyer."

Orchestra playing.

Orchestra playing to working man.

'Hold' (an interpretative dance)

'Sorry, too middle of the road.'

Stiltwalker's shoes.

The Noisy Neighbours

"I'm sorry if I was a little disruptive in class. It's just so great having a live audience again!"

"I'm their accountant. Trust me - I'm the one you want to get lucky with."

'Hurry it up, will you? We're on in five minutes!'