Musician At Heart Mugs

'Now relax and the doctor will begin your hearing test in just a moment.'

Accountant sings the blues

That was finch on trills, sparrow on chirps, chickadee on cheeps, and I'm nuthatch on whistles - Good night, everyone, you've been great!

"I need a drum roll when I tell my parents I'm finally moving out and a rim shot when I tell them I was just kidding."

'Why do you always catch me playing air guitar, but never walk in here when I'm air studying?'

'After much pleading from his agent. Pavarotti eventually agrees to drop the banjo from his performance'

"I'm just not sure there's a call for spoon playing in today's world. How about chopsticks - can you play the chopsticks?"

"In the tradition of musical families, I present...the Balladeering Bermudezes!"

Snake Charmer

"Hey, don't touch unless you plan to buy."

My other cello is a Stradivari

'Dude, touring with a punk rock band was fun, but what I'd really like to do is be CEO of a fortune 500 company.'

Covid Music

He'd attended Julliard and done Shakespeare in the park, and he never thought he'd sink this low, but there were bills to pay, and there weren't that many jobs out there for a bottle of seltzer water.'

'Sheep striptease'.

'It's a sprained ankle again. Why are you always slipping on banana peels?'

Thinning Hair/ Erectile Dysfunction/ One Foot in the Grave.

Henry Miller.

'I don't leave until I've heard all 25 songs.'

Mykola Lysenko

Magicians monkey.

Guitar.

Born to rock.

Thomas Dorsey.

'The acoustics in here are terrible!' (two warped acoustic guitars).

"Hello, San Antonio - are you ready to rock in a fiscally responsible way?"

'Hey, thanks for comin' out tonight. All these songs are from our new album, which was inspired by a recent trip to the grocery store...'

"Relax - not only does the devil have the best tunes, he's also got a great lawyer."

'The Ants are my friends, they're blowing in the wind . . .'

Spent Lockdown learning harmonica

Madonna

Clown school

'Sorry boys, you're just not rock & roll enough for us.'

Orchestra playing to working man.

Orchestra playing.