Musicologist With A Twist Pillows

Bug Contemporary Music

The Anti-Agent

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

Digital Fomo!

Hildegard von Bingen

STRIP Hambone: Sucidal computer over company balance sheets

'Dude, touring with a punk rock band was fun, but what I'd really like to do is be CEO of a fortune 500 company.'

Covid Music

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

No Instruments Please

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

"We don't have a cloaking device for our ship, but we've made it look like a banner ad. They won't see us."

"I think we could work very well together."

'Look Clara, I'm telling you for the last time, it's not me who's crazy. It's Eusebius.'

'This must be the effect of the climate change! Even the data cloud has started to rain!'

"Your Honour, Counsel submits the emails are admissible on the basis that anyone could have guessed the password."

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

"Now version of 'Des Knaben Wunderhorn'."

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

"Yes it's Mozart...but is it evidence-based Mozart?"

"Target in range. Ready... hug."

"Is there an audio edition?"

Another musical treatise from the 16th century is discovered.

'It's a fake pony-tail and an hawaiian shirt Dad: I'm going for an IT job interview...'

Vivaldi and his creative partner

The pyramids were built using advanced alien knowledge.

'I don't leave until I've heard all 25 songs.'

'Sure that money - detecting app works. It detected you had money didn't it?'

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

'Oh, we don't need your references. We got hackers for that.'

Nikolai Rimsky-Korsakov.