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Three Scientists Who Discovered Gravity Before Isaac Newton Did

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

Scientist admires his structure of a dog

Fluffy explains her string theory.

E=Emcee Squared

StonesHendge.

Sir Patrick Moore.

'Max really likes those genetic markers.'

Working On Silly String Theory.

"Crosby, Stills, Nash & Jung"

'I've read your manuscript-it's a miracle you survived all the booze, sex, and drugs while on your world tour, but are you sure you want it published during an election year senator?'

'OK Sheldon - which part of the Unified Field Theory do you not understand?'

"This lovely song tall of a young woman on a spring day...happily comes across a fluorimeter with a fluid transfer system..."

'So Long Marriane' 1946-2025 - 1960's Icon Muse and Actress...I Didn't Do Conventional.

At the CD shop.

Graceland

'Do you promise to brush up on such matters as the Large Hadron Collider?'

'Penny for them, Albert.'

"I see - Gravity keeps the Earth in orbit but love makes the world go 'round."

Elvis' autopsy

'Thanks, kids. . . it's just what Grandpa wanted. . . the new remastered Rolling Stones retrospective.'

'After hours at the piano lab.'

Pink Floyd

'You say Merezenski did the exact same experiment, but did Merezenski add chocolate syrup at this point?'

"Hey, running late, got abducted, but we're going faster than the speed of light so I'll be there before this conversation even happens."

Lionel Hampton and Chuck Berry

'Norman's building a small Hadron Collider.'

'This is not what we meant, Snider, when we asked for a thorough study of the laws of gravity.'

The invention of baseball.

"I love you in theory."

"The crust is definitely shrinking."

The fifth Beatle.

Newton!

Liam Gallagher

"When I listen to Mozart, the numbers just seem to crunch themselves."