Humor Loving Physicist T-Shirts

Let your favorite physicist wear their humor on their sleeve—literally—with t-shirts featuring clever science jokes and witty physics puns, perfect for brightening their day and their wardrobe.

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"These things are made to keep hot stuff hot and cold stuff cold."

"These things are made to keep hot stuff hot and cold stuff cold." mockup

"These things are made to keep hot stuff hot and cold stuff cold."

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The Solar System (after deregulation) mockup

The Solar System (after deregulation)

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"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..." mockup

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

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'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.' mockup

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

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The Food Chain

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Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models mockup

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

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'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'

'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.' mockup

'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'

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"You're calling it love, but it's really just static electricity."

"You're calling it love, but it's really just static electricity." mockup

"You're calling it love, but it's really just static electricity."

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She loves to play with string theory. mockup

She loves to play with string theory.

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Fluffy explains her string theory. mockup

Fluffy explains her string theory.

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'OOO, I've thought of a new one! Two squiggles and a backwards G!'

'OOO, I've thought of a new one! Two squiggles and a backwards G!' mockup

'OOO, I've thought of a new one! Two squiggles and a backwards G!'

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"Professor, we need you to stop. The Student Union has decided that the earth is flat."

"Professor, we need you to stop. The Student Union has decided that the earth is flat." mockup

"Professor, we need you to stop. The Student Union has decided that the earth is flat."

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PET THEORIES

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How Glaciations Begin

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Dr. Saltine, pioneer of salt transplants.

Dr. Saltine, pioneer of salt transplants. mockup

Dr. Saltine, pioneer of salt transplants.

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'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.' mockup

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

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"And now, speaking against the theory of evolution..."

"And now, speaking against the theory of evolution..." mockup

"And now, speaking against the theory of evolution..."

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"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"

"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!" mockup

"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"

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"Pssst! - Gerald, you've mutated again. . ."

"Pssst! - Gerald, you've mutated again. . ." mockup

"Pssst! - Gerald, you've mutated again. . ."

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"And what qualifications do you bring to the table beyond being first in line?"

"And what qualifications do you bring to the table beyond being first in line?" mockup

"And what qualifications do you bring to the table beyond being first in line?"

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'Since Fleming already beat you to it with penicillin, I take it we can dispose of your week-old sandwich?'

'Since Fleming already beat you to it with penicillin, I take it we can dispose of your week-old sandwich?' mockup

'Since Fleming already beat you to it with penicillin, I take it we can dispose of your week-old sandwich?'

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The new Physics

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'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.' mockup

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

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They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them! mockup

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

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'He's majoring in cave hydrology with, obviously, the ultimate aim of being a caveman like his Dad.'

'He's majoring in cave hydrology with, obviously, the ultimate aim of being a caveman like his Dad.' mockup

'He's majoring in cave hydrology with, obviously, the ultimate aim of being a caveman like his Dad.'

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'Interesting article in Nature this week - apparently love's not a wave, it's a particle.'

'Interesting article in Nature this week - apparently love's not a wave, it's a particle.' mockup

'Interesting article in Nature this week - apparently love's not a wave, it's a particle.'

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Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules. mockup

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

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Complex equation results in the conclusion that cats are better than dogs.

Complex equation results in the conclusion that cats are better than dogs. mockup

Complex equation results in the conclusion that cats are better than dogs.

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"Pavlov's dog: Friday night"

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"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle." mockup

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

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Evolution...the wifi rhino.

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Evolution...the dandy lion.

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Evolving/Devolving

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Humor Loving Physicist T-Shirts Collection

Humor Loving Physicist Mugs

Explore our collection of science-inspired mugs, perfect for physicists with a sense of humor. Find the perfect funny coffee mug to brighten up their mornings.

Humor Loving Physicist Pillows

Discover humorous physics-themed pillows that add a playful touch to any living room or office, celebrating the humor in science with cozy comfort.

Humor Loving Physicist Prints

Browse our collection of humorous physics prints—ideal for decorating a scientist's workspace or home with clever, science-inspired art.