Humor Loving Physicist Mugs

"These things are made to keep hot stuff hot and cold stuff cold."

The Solar System (after deregulation)

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

The Food Chain

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'

She loves to play with string theory.

"You're calling it love, but it's really just static electricity."

When Love In The Laboratory Turns Sour.

When bacteria trash talk to antibodies. Oh yeah?! You and what course of antibiotics?!

Fluffy explains her string theory.

'OOO, I've thought of a new one! Two squiggles and a backwards G!'

"Professor, we need you to stop. The Student Union has decided that the earth is flat."

PET THEORIES

How Glaciations Begin

Cell Bar & Grill. Happy Hour All Day. The new owner is an endorphin.

"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

"Pssst! - Gerald, you've mutated again. . ."

"And now, speaking against the theory of evolution..."

Dr. Saltine, pioneer of salt transplants.

'Since Fleming already beat you to it with penicillin, I take it we can dispose of your week-old sandwich?'

"And what qualifications do you bring to the table beyond being first in line?"

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

The new Physics

Table Of The Elephants

Evolving/Devolving

'He's majoring in cave hydrology with, obviously, the ultimate aim of being a caveman like his Dad.'

"Pavlov's dog: Friday night"

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

Evolution...the dandy lion.

'Interesting article in Nature this week - apparently love's not a wave, it's a particle.'

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

Evolution...the wifi rhino.