Rock 'n' Roll Archaeologist T-Shirts

StonesHendge.

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

"Crosby, Stills, Nash & Jung"

"He's a hunter-gatherer-tinkerer-fixer-upper-restorer-reseller."

Three Scientists Who Discovered Gravity Before Isaac Newton Did

'I've read your manuscript-it's a miracle you survived all the booze, sex, and drugs while on your world tour, but are you sure you want it published during an election year senator?'

'Well how about rocking 'partly' around the clock then?'

We love the Rolling Stones...

'So Long Marriane' 1946-2025 - 1960's Icon Muse and Actress...I Didn't Do Conventional.

At the CD shop.

When old rockers trash hotel rooms.

Elvis fans

Graceland

Elvis' autopsy

'My doctor's given me the all-clear for our Reunion tour.'

'Thanks, kids. . . it's just what Grandpa wanted. . . the new remastered Rolling Stones retrospective.'

Easter Bunny Island

Mick Jagger

Pink Floyd

Lionel Hampton and Chuck Berry

"Yo, Mr. 'Knight of the Round Table' — this isn’t cilantro, it’s parsley."

Ronnie Wood

After 50, sex, drugs and rock-n-roll are a luxury!

Classic Rock for the older generation

The fifth Beatle.

Liam Gallagher

Easter Island Candles.

'We believe it's one of the oldest fossils ever found.'

'Everything must die, son, except, of course, Rock n Roll.'

'Larry, as one dog to another, let's forget this anthropology stuff awhile and have a little fun.'

The Ugly American