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"I thought he would run all sorts of scientific tests."

'After hours at the piano lab.'

"This lovely song tall of a young woman on a spring day...happily comes across a fluorimeter with a fluid transfer system..."

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

Mozart on a computer,

Hildegard von Bingen

"I'm putting you on country music."

Computer Music

"I compose using post it notes!"

Sergei Taneyev

'Look Clara, I'm telling you for the last time, it's not me who's crazy. It's Eusebius.'

"Yes it's Mozart...but is it evidence-based Mozart?"

"Now version of 'Des Knaben Wunderhorn'."

Another musical treatise from the 16th century is discovered.

Vivaldi and his creative partner

Nikolai Rimsky-Korsakov.

Leos Janacek

"This song is dedicated to all of you who have been having a hard time deciding between the big bang and steady state theories."

"Do you have the 'Oxford Companion to Michael Jackson'?"

The Edward Witten String-Theory Quarter

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

'Oh, sow some interest! How many 8-year-olds can play the '1812' on a vacuum hose?'

'Everybody stand back! I'm an ethnomusicologist.'

Franz Schubert

Antonin Dvorak

'I've made spaghetti Johann - very good for contrapuntal work!'

A little night music...

Office of Lyrics You Can't Understand

"I can't help you with your chronic whistling. You don't need a psychiatrist, you need a musicologist!"

'It's not tunes, it's Beethoven.'

String Quartet Vending Machine

Josquin Des Press

Hildegard von Bingen

Dmitri Shostakovich