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The Edward Witten String-Theory Quarter

Felix Mendelssohn

Hildegard von Bingen

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

Drummer

Violin Practise

Golden age of music

'That was Charlie Parker's 'Ornithology.' I threw in a flat nine in bar 16 and a tritone substitution in bar 22. Who noticed that? Hands up if you noticed!'

Edward Elgar.

Maestro

Sir Patrick Moore.

'Look Clara, I'm telling you for the last time, it's not me who's crazy. It's Eusebius.'

But MOM! It's no fair being sick on a Saturday! Can't I take a rain check and be sick on Monday?

Maurice Ravel.

Nikolai Rimsky-Korsakov

"Now version of 'Des Knaben Wunderhorn'."

"Yes it's Mozart...but is it evidence-based Mozart?"

'I think he is a composer.'

Another musical treatise from the 16th century is discovered.

Leonard Bernstein

Vivaldi and his creative partner

James Levine

Richard Wagner

Aleksandr Glazunov

Jean Sibelius.

Nikolai Rimsky-Korsakov.

Franz Schubert

"This lovely song tall of a young woman on a spring day...happily comes across a fluorimeter with a fluid transfer system..."

"Hi...Marvin Ramage - composer/ arranger/ musician author and rich."

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

"Do you have the 'Oxford Companion to Michael Jackson'?"

Cat symphony conductor

'Everybody stand back! I'm an ethnomusicologist.'

Franz Schubert