Symphony Scribe T-Shirts

"Hi...Marvin Ramage - composer/ arranger/ musician author and rich."

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

"The robots have become self-aware and self-loathing. Now all they do is write novels."

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

"It's publish or perish, and he hasn't published."

Script/Director/Producer/Decency Panel.

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

Waiting Room For Godot.

"Jose Rivera, who wrote the screenplay for 'The Motorcycle Diaries,' is the first Puerto Rican screenwriter to be nominated for an Oscar. He's known for incorporating his life experiences into his award-winning writing."

Church: Open Sundays

A writer goes sailing.

'Are you sure this is the only way to get rid of your writers block?'

Aleksandr Skiabin

The Edward Witten String-Theory Quarter

Computer literate Monk

"Tests! That's one thing I don't like about the end of school. I can't believe it! You're not finished studying, either?"

"So basically, it's an autobiomeoirography!"

'We have the ideas for product placement and now all we need is the script.'

"His prose, however, is very elegant."

'Sorry, your resume isn't funny enough.'

Woman and books.

'Last week's sermon was supposed to be about Plagues, but I got the flu.'

"I'm writing a novel, but it's hard to find alone time."

"Listen, you'll take another break after Deuteronomy and I'll make you some chicken noodle soup."

500 pages and one masterpiece later, Stephan makes a horrifying discovery.

'One reason I like hanging out with you is you give me so many good ideas for my sermons.'

'Hold the front page, Brother Cuthbert!'

"I just want to thank you for not naming names."

'Your moon is on Saturn. Your sun is on Venus, and your hand is on my thigh!'

School of Music. If you need perseverance to be a musician, what's all this I hear about unfinished symphonies?

Monk writing the scriptures on a roll

'Your story is extremely sexist, dubious and dumb, the characters are one-dimensional and primitive. In other words - you wrote a bestseller, mister!'

Monk on PC.

"Philosopical argument needs an elephant in the room. Can you handle it, sweetie?"