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"Hi...Marvin Ramage - composer/ arranger/ musician author and rich."

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

"The robots have become self-aware and self-loathing. Now all they do is write novels."

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

"It's publish or perish, and he hasn't published."

Script/Director/Producer/Decency Panel.

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

Church: Open Sundays

Waiting Room For Godot.

"Tests! That's one thing I don't like about the end of school. I can't believe it! You're not finished studying, either?"

The Edward Witten String-Theory Quarter

Aleksandr Skiabin

Computer literate Monk

"So basically, it's an autobiomeoirography!"

'Are you sure this is the only way to get rid of your writers block?'

A writer goes sailing.

'We have the ideas for product placement and now all we need is the script.'

"I'm writing a novel, but it's hard to find alone time."

"Listen, you'll take another break after Deuteronomy and I'll make you some chicken noodle soup."

"His prose, however, is very elegant."

'Sorry, your resume isn't funny enough.'

Woman and books.

'Last week's sermon was supposed to be about Plagues, but I got the flu.'

500 pages and one masterpiece later, Stephan makes a horrifying discovery.

'Hold the front page, Brother Cuthbert!'

'One reason I like hanging out with you is you give me so many good ideas for my sermons.'

"I just want to thank you for not naming names."

Monk writing the scriptures on a roll

'Your story is extremely sexist, dubious and dumb, the characters are one-dimensional and primitive. In other words - you wrote a bestseller, mister!'

'Your moon is on Saturn. Your sun is on Venus, and your hand is on my thigh!'

Monk on PC.

REPENT, 'Hey! -- Go find your own corner!'

"Philosopical argument needs an elephant in the room. Can you handle it, sweetie?"