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"Stop the presses!" "Press the stops!"

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

"The robots have become self-aware and self-loathing. Now all they do is write novels."

'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

"It's publish or perish, and he hasn't published."

Script/Director/Producer/Decency Panel.

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

"Jose Rivera, who wrote the screenplay for 'The Motorcycle Diaries,' is the first Puerto Rican screenwriter to be nominated for an Oscar. He's known for incorporating his life experiences into his award-winning writing."

"Regarding your letter of next Monday ... "

Writer breaks in new electric typewriter.

Alexander Pope

Waiting Room For Godot.

"Tests! That's one thing I don't like about the end of school. I can't believe it! You're not finished studying, either?"

Peter Tchaikovsky.

Aleksandr Skiabin

"Hi...Marvin Ramage - composer/ arranger/ musician author and rich."

'Are you sure this is the only way to get rid of your writers block?'

Computer literate Monk

Dame Edna Sitwell

'I still write all my novels longhand.'

'We have the ideas for product placement and now all we need is the script.'

And as the sun sets over the hills...

'Last week's sermon was supposed to be about Plagues, but I got the flu.'

"His prose, however, is very elegant."

No caption. (Rowers carry an oar in four briefcases).

"I would take out the curse words, but otherwise I think it's fine."

"Listen, you'll take another break after Deuteronomy and I'll make you some chicken noodle soup."

"I'm writing a novel, but it's hard to find alone time."

'Sorry, your resume isn't funny enough.'

'Hold the front page, Brother Cuthbert!'

School of Music. If you need perseverance to be a musician, what's all this I hear about unfinished symphonies?

Monk writing the scriptures on a roll

'Violin in the shape of a nude.'