Symphonic Scribes Pillows

"Stop the presses!" "Press the stops!"

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

"The robots have become self-aware and self-loathing. Now all they do is write novels."

'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

"It's publish or perish, and he hasn't published."

Script/Director/Producer/Decency Panel.

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

Waiting Room For Godot.

Writer breaks in new electric typewriter.

"Regarding your letter of next Monday ... "

Alexander Pope

'I still write all my novels longhand.'

"Tests! That's one thing I don't like about the end of school. I can't believe it! You're not finished studying, either?"

Computer literate Monk

'Are you sure this is the only way to get rid of your writers block?'

"Hi...Marvin Ramage - composer/ arranger/ musician author and rich."

Aleksandr Skiabin

Peter Tchaikovsky.

'We have the ideas for product placement and now all we need is the script.'

And as the sun sets over the hills...

"His prose, however, is very elegant."

'Last week's sermon was supposed to be about Plagues, but I got the flu.'

"I would take out the curse words, but otherwise I think it's fine."

"Listen, you'll take another break after Deuteronomy and I'll make you some chicken noodle soup."

"I'm writing a novel, but it's hard to find alone time."

'Sorry, your resume isn't funny enough.'

'Hold the front page, Brother Cuthbert!'

'Precise, analytical and beautifully reasoned address. Now condense it down to a snappy sports metaphor.'

Monk writing the scriptures on a roll

'Your story is extremely sexist, dubious and dumb, the characters are one-dimensional and primitive. In other words - you wrote a bestseller, mister!'