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Peter Tchaikovsky.

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

Drummer

'He was a handsome young prince when I married him.'

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

"Where's Waldo? Where's Waldo? Peek-a-boo! There he is!"

Mark Knopfler.

fairy tales

Witch dice.

Fairy tale

Maestro

Don Pasquale

Lute

"I am wearing sunglasses and using sunscreen with 50% UV protection. What could possibly go wrong?"

"A plague of frogs? Awesome!"

"Ding dong means the witch is dead. Ding ding means dinner is ready."

'I could have been the next Neil Young, but my ol' man made me take singing lessons.'

This is called "The Ballad of a Self-Taught Guitarist."

"I feel like we're finally making progress."

"It's 'Architectural Digest.' "

"Here's a blues number written about my inability to remember computer passwords."

'From the very beginning we felt that defeating the Big Bad Wolf would be meaningless unless we could parlay it into a book deal.'

'This next one I wrote myself. It's about pain, misery and heartbreak, until I finally wised up and dumped him.'

"Woke up this morning, forgot my apple id..."

Resume of Claude Brisketson Composer

Smile you're on camera! You're also on my podcast!

Shakespearean Actor

Rapunzel climbs the tower.

Aleksandr Skiabin

Fuzz - the band members have a role to play.

"This next song is about those times when you don't feel really happy or really sad, but just feel okay."

Louis Antoine Jullien

Moses conducts the Red Sea orchestra.

It may not be catchy, but "I Got Those Capital Gains Tax Blues" sure works here on Wall Street.