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"Here's a blues number written about my inability to remember computer passwords."

Harpist

Rheinmaidens and the Rheingold

Don Pasquale

Dame Hannah

"Ding dong means the witch is dead. Ding ding means dinner is ready."

Bass Camp

"Woke up this morning, forgot my apple id..."

Arrest

Lute

"...and I see in the sixties there was a house in New Orleans..."

Violinist

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

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'Book reports don't have to have theme songs, Kevin.'

Violinist Murdered with his Bow

Bird guitarist.

Maestro

'Book reports don't have to have theme songs, Kevin.'

"I'm thinking about getting the band back together."

How to make a concept album

"This song is inspired by the time I fell down the tower stairs"

"This next song is about those times when you don't feel really happy or really sad, but just feel okay."

"I said this next number is a sing-along."

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

Drummer

Men dancing

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

Witch dice.

fairy tales

Sailor boy

Fairy tale

'A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something.'

"Marlowe filled the crooked gumshoe full of lead. He watched the smoke from his .38 coil in the air as he… mommy’s behind me, isn’t she?"

"It's a fortuitous coincidence that the greatest moments in music history were when I was in high school."