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"Here's a blues number written about my inability to remember computer passwords."

Harpist

'I could have been the next Neil Young, but my ol' man made me take singing lessons.'

Rheinmaidens and the Rheingold

Don Pasquale

Dame Hannah

"Ding dong means the witch is dead. Ding ding means dinner is ready."

Bass Camp

"Woke up this morning, forgot my apple id..."

Arrest

Lute

"...and I see in the sixties there was a house in New Orleans..."

Violinist

Mark Knopfler.

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

Turn your worries and woes into a country song, $14.95.

'Book reports don't have to have theme songs, Kevin.'

Violinist Murdered with his Bow

Bird guitarist.

Maestro

Little known trivia: Fred Astaire began tap dancing when he had loose floor boards, but no hammer.

'Book reports don't have to have theme songs, Kevin.'

"I'm thinking about getting the band back together."

How to make a concept album

"This song is inspired by the time I fell down the tower stairs"

"This next song is about those times when you don't feel really happy or really sad, but just feel okay."

"I said this next number is a sing-along."

Open mike night presents Sadie Cohen. Summer's almost over

Anna Calvi

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

Drummer

Witch dice.

Men dancing

Sailor boy

fairy tales