Melodic Medalist T-Shirts

War Heros Variety Night (playing a tune on his medals).

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Caught in the Music

'Champions league'

"Harold, not only was it perfect, It was perfectissimo!!"

Musical Bicycle.

'Confirming the belief that music and math are related, I will now sing some lovely French equations.'

"Coming up... more of the same mindless pop songs with repetitive lyrics and nauseating melodies!"

Musical Fight

Musical Note Nail

'Every time I manage to learn the second verse of a song, I forget the first one.'

"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song too."

Resume of Claude Brisketson Composer

"This lovely song tall of a young woman on a spring day...happily comes across a fluorimeter with a fluid transfer system..."

'Necessity is the mother of invention. It's just a pity Buxtehude didn't encounter a bit more necessity.'

Music Therapy Centre - Placebo Domingo.

Lady Anglea

"I took two lessons before I released my first album."

Melody Cockroach.

Saxophone summoning.

Fishing Music

'Is there any chance you have been in close contact with a Baritone?'

Combing Baseball and Violin Practice.

"If I were a carpenter"

Another Programme Reminding You How Much Better Music Used To Be.

'Confirming the belief that music and math are related, I will now sing some lovely French equations.'

'Okay, now try it in the gear of 'D'.'

Romantic Music

'For God's sake, Tom, just let her cry - I can't stand your singing any longer.'

Violin Pipe

Benjamin Britten.