Melodic Medalist Pillows

War Heros Variety Night (playing a tune on his medals).

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Baseball batting cage theater La Cage Aux Folles.

Caught in the Music

We're making progress building a staff for the palace. The king's lawyer and accountant has sealed lips, of course. Putting a big heart in the charity foundation chief, and building the gardener with a green thumb were excellent choices, Ernie. But the entertainers sill need some fixes. The jester doesn't have a funny bone. I'm nobody's fool. And you have the minstrel a tin ear! Oops.

'Champions league'

"Harold, not only was it perfect, It was perfectissimo!!"

Musical Bicycle.

"Coming up... more of the same mindless pop songs with repetitive lyrics and nauseating melodies!"

Musical Fight

Musical Note Nail

'Confirming the belief that music and math are related, I will now sing some lovely French equations.'

"I think your guitar's broken. No matter what you play, it sounds the same."

'Every time I manage to learn the second verse of a song, I forget the first one.'

"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song too."

Resume of Claude Brisketson Composer

"This lovely song tall of a young woman on a spring day...happily comes across a fluorimeter with a fluid transfer system..."

'Necessity is the mother of invention. It's just a pity Buxtehude didn't encounter a bit more necessity.'

Music Therapy Centre - Placebo Domingo.

"I took two lessons before I released my first album."

Saxophone summoning.

Melody Cockroach.

Lady Anglea

'Is there any chance you have been in close contact with a Baritone?'

Fishing Music

Tune Up Shop.

Combing Baseball and Violin Practice.

Benny More

'Okay, now try it in the gear of 'D'.'

'For God's sake, Tom, just let her cry - I can't stand your singing any longer.'

Another Programme Reminding You How Much Better Music Used To Be.

'Confirming the belief that music and math are related, I will now sing some lovely French equations.'

"If I were a carpenter"

Romantic Music

Benjamin Britten.