Melody Warrior Pillows

"Jake, we women find your lyrics cruel, demeaning, and uncool."

Future garbage truck driver.

Musical Web

'Champions league'

Pianist carrying his instrument.

Olden Day Battle of the Bands (Bard vs Sonnet).

"Mi chiamano Mimi, il perche non so. Sola, mi fo il pranzo da me stessa."

"When I first met him, he was my knight in shining armour. But, he hasn't been near the metal polish in years!"

Musical Fight

Musical Note Nail

Pianist-boxer

"First period music always leaves me with a tune stuck in my head for the rest of the day."

'Let's face it...We have irreconcilable differences!'

Sportsman and music

'Every time I manage to learn the second verse of a song, I forget the first one.'

Heavenly voices.

Sleeping musician

"Work with me!"

Justice for a heckler.

Man at computer sees 'Y2K' comet coming towards him

"Don't you dare apologize to me!"

Mozart

'Progress. Your prenup process is down to two boxes of tissue a day.'

"I don't know the lyrics either, so I just hum along."

8 AM in the sleeper elevator car

"It's remarkable, Mr. Volmer. You have the clothes of a man half your age!"

Everybody Tunes in at The Tune Inn

An obstacle course for musicians,

"I know that pretty tune! You're the bloke who tinkles away in all those tv documentaries. Irritating!"

"You definately have a musical ear"