Style Warrior Pillows

"Work with me!"

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

"Thank god I bought my layers."

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

New Suit.

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

"The GOOD news is that 94 people want to attend the leadership training, the bad news is that 64 of them want to change the venue, 56 the time and 45 want to be course leader."

Free speech isn't cheap!

"I came here to get in shape, young man! What does me picking up your bar bill have to do with it?"

Changing Room Decisions

Mod Kwan Doh

"First of all, let me commend everyone on the teamwork displayed on this icebreaker. Secondly, let me apologize for some of the motivational language I used during this session..."

Dress for Success suit shop: 'Can I pay you for it later, after I get successful?'

Hair Traffic control.

"I want that dressing-room mirror fired."

"It boils down to which I dislike more: ironing shirts or non-iron shirts."

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

'That's the new guy. He writes our 'shuck-and-jive' press releases.'

"I don't care what job you want, Bagshaw, for God's sake dress for the job you have!"

"It's a nice halo and all, but I'm not sure it matches my outfit."

Tie Rolls

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

"It's just a beginning, I suppose, but I'm feeling really good about my clothes."

'I never said it was the comfy wear...I said it was the comfy look!'

STRIP *Community Care * Squeezing it all in before lunch

"Pity that 'on' button's a bit of a stretch."

Choosing What To Wear.

'I don't offer any free advice anymore. I am offering a self-help seminar and a motivational coaching program online.'

"Is there a seamstress present?"

'I take it the Change Seminar stripped you down to your vulnerabilities.'

GURLERS