Trend Warrior Pillows

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"Even the waiters here are organic."

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

Handbag store - "Perfect."

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

La Table

Bad hair day!

'She's so put together!'

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

'We manufacture micro computing circuits. We're looking to hire someone who can anticipate the next small thing.'

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

Men's business romper.

Studies show foods work miracles!

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

This cream won't get rid of cellulite...it just makes it easier to slide into your jeans.

Rap music

"By the end of next week, these fads such as social media, automobiles and making fire will all be over."

"Absolutely not!"

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

A Macaroni in 1772

Jewellery Shop: Disposable income spoken here.

Keeping warm.

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

Emergency Hipster Beard

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'