Stylish Warrior Pillows

Mod Kwan Doh

La Table

"I can't stay in this hospital bed too long. Everyone will think I'm too old...too fragile...ready for the home. I'm not ready for that!"

'The grudge match.'

"I want that dressing-room mirror fired."

"It boils down to which I dislike more: ironing shirts or non-iron shirts."

"I don't care what job you want, Bagshaw, for God's sake dress for the job you have!"

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

'I never said it was the comfy wear...I said it was the comfy look!'

"Is there a seamstress present?"

Knights' Status Report: Rusted out, Metal fatigue, Popped rivets, Bad welds, Squeaky hinges, Dents and dings.

"I'm looking for a nice basic piece of clothing that can fulfill every need I have."

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

Information Macht Frei

'Why can I never find my camouflage trousers?'

'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?'

'Instead of a black belt, some of our older students, like Mr. Mertz here, prefer the black suspenders.'

"Sorry to interrupt, I just wanted to say how much I hate your dress."

"The doctor will see you in a week - if you could still be ill a week on Wednesday."

"Work with me!"

Fencing Lessons

'I tried on these jeans. I didn't think they were stretch jeans, but they stretched.'

"She's in her happy place again."

'The sequel to The Emperor Wore No Clothes.'

"I'm not wearing that - it screams first day of school."

Man in a tank with several grannies painted on the side

'zillions spent learning about weight loss... But no one has a clue about weight shift.'

Jeans Styles

"Don't get mad at me - you're the one who threw your robe in the dryer."

'I can never do anything with my hair phobia.'

"It's remarkable, Mr. Volmer. You have the clothes of a man half your age!"

Karate School.

The Moth Menace.

"Ah - the hunter-gatherer."

'Don't look now, Kellmyer, But your pants are in material breach.'