Fashionable Soldier Pillows

'Do you have a Beret in a more subtle shade of green?'- Phillipa Tattersall, first female Green Beret.

Mod Kwan Doh

"It's touching, actually, to see white dudes fumble around for a few last moments in the spotlight."

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

Men talking about the boots of the period

'Whatever happened to that platoon of GIs you used to pretend to be at bedtimes?'

'Steady Lulu, steady, ...HEEL!' - The Rare Poodle Retriever.

Ronald Reagan

Billards.

Boris Bike

'Quick! We need more quarters!'

STRIP *Community Care * Imaginative use of equipment

Grenadiers

' Wow ! You look dressed to kill ! '

'Tell Tale' - The Drawbacks of Over-Tight Ponytails

"I like to wear women's uniforms."

Nigel was well pleased with his new tank-top...

'Is it tank top season already, General?'

'His heels are ruining this deck !'

'My granddaughter wears combat boots, and I'm proud of it!'

'Oh. You wear a wig.'

British Grenadier

Prince Albert Attempts to Design New Uniforms for the Army

"This shirt, kerchief, and pants – all Ralph Lauren. The belt and my undergarments – Calvin Klein."

Militia Fridays

Women in the army.

"I'm trying to dress less traditional thug and more smart criminal."

"They're paleo shorts. All the guys are wearing them."

"Sorry I'm late. I had trouble finding my camouflage pants."