Military Fashion Pillows

Nigel was well pleased with his new tank-top...

Servicemen.

"We must rise up and claim our rightful place at the table of society! We must never rest until we are given the respect and dignity we deserve! Chica power!"

Men talking about the boots of the period

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

'Fill up your tank, sir?'

Army Men: Home From Afghanistan Playset

Billards.

"What do you fancy for breakie?"

'This one's a hood ornament. I got it for carpooling.'

Defense Contractor, Inc. Research and Development. It's a portable bathroom for navy ships. Heads will roll!

'Field Marshall chairman, if you don't mind.'

"And now, we have added a special adaptation for the Luftwaffe head gear."

Grenadiers

' Wow ! You look dressed to kill ! '

"I like to wear women's uniforms."

'Tell Tale' - The Drawbacks of Over-Tight Ponytails

Camelflage.

'Is it tank top season already, General?'

"I can't seem to find the camouflage trousers. . ."

Survivalists' supplies: The customer's always right wing.

'Soldier, how long have you had that camouflage in your helmet?'

Prince Albert Attempts to Design New Uniforms for the Army

British Grenadier

Wordilly Durdillies - A Smartie Bomb

Laser on rifle spelling out 'bang'.

'My granddaughter wears combat boots, and I'm proud of it!'

'Oh. You wear a wig.'

You Can't Escape Zombies in a Canoe

Army Surplus: Now in Stock - Camouflage Trousers!

Militia Fridays

Military Fashion Police.

"What about the new armoured windshield, Sarge? What did Department of Defense say?"

'Do you have a Beret in a more subtle shade of green?'- Phillipa Tattersall, first female Green Beret.

Before the Swiss Army Knife arrived