Military Fashion Gifts

Nigel was well pleased with his new tank-top...

Servicemen.

Men talking about the boots of the period

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

'Fill up your tank, sir?'

Army Men: Home From Afghanistan Playset

Billards.

"What do you fancy for breakie?"

'This one's a hood ornament. I got it for carpooling.'

'Field Marshall chairman, if you don't mind.'

"And now, we have added a special adaptation for the Luftwaffe head gear."

Grenadiers

' Wow ! You look dressed to kill ! '

"I like to wear women's uniforms."

'Tell Tale' - The Drawbacks of Over-Tight Ponytails

Camelflage.

'Is it tank top season already, General?'

"I can't seem to find the camouflage trousers. . ."

Survivalists' supplies: The customer's always right wing.

'Soldier, how long have you had that camouflage in your helmet?'

Prince Albert Attempts to Design New Uniforms for the Army

British Grenadier

Wordilly Durdillies - A Smartie Bomb

Laser on rifle spelling out 'bang'.

'My granddaughter wears combat boots, and I'm proud of it!'

'Oh. You wear a wig.'

Army Surplus: Now in Stock - Camouflage Trousers!

Militia Fridays

"What about the new armoured windshield, Sarge? What did Department of Defense say?"

'Do you have a Beret in a more subtle shade of green?'- Phillipa Tattersall, first female Green Beret.

Women in the army.

Before the Swiss Army Knife arrived