Military Style Gifts

'My granddaughter wears combat boots, and I'm proud of it!'

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

Servicemen.

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"But don't let my wacky tie fool you. We actually take business very seriously around here."

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

Military Medals

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

This cream won't get rid of cellulite...it just makes it easier to slide into your jeans.

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

Dog Dressed to Eat

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Keeping warm.

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'