Military Style Mugs

'My granddaughter wears combat boots, and I'm proud of it!'

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6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Servicemen.

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

"But don't let my wacky tie fool you. We actually take business very seriously around here."

Military Medals

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

This cream won't get rid of cellulite...it just makes it easier to slide into your jeans.

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

Keeping warm.

Dog Dressed to Eat

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

"And now. . . which shoes?"

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."