Military Culture Gifts

Royal Navy Admin: A filing cabinet reads 'Rum' 'Sodomy' and 'The Lash'.

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

Neo-International Law

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

Servicemen.

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

'This one's for marrying him, and this one's for raising the kids.'

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

Military Medals

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

Trump

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

Monuments

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

'I was in the catering corps.'

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

'At ease, soldier.'

After defeating terror, George and his friends declare war on mild irritation and clouds.

UNFADED GLORY

Thank you to those who never came home and to those who never left their side.

Happy Labour Day: While you enjoy that last long weekend of summer, remember...there are some folks who aren't taking the weekend off.

Lost around a military base.