Military Theme Gifts

The General's Cat: 'Always vigilant!'

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

'Cannonball!'

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

Servicemen.

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

Military Medals

Sailor in Car.

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

Emergency Phone.

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

On the brink.

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

Trump

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

Monuments

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

'I was in the catering corps.'

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

'At ease, soldier.'

"Remember when we had to get along on twenty-one dollars a month!"

After defeating terror, George and his friends declare war on mild irritation and clouds.

UNFADED GLORY

Thank you to those who never came home and to those who never left their side.

Happy Labour Day: While you enjoy that last long weekend of summer, remember...there are some folks who aren't taking the weekend off.

Lost around a military base.