Military Romantic Gifts

Tank and giraffe romance

Dropping Bombs and Hearts

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Neo-International Law

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

Military Medals

I love you. You're my everything. Mixed Message Arts.

"We must rise up and claim our rightful place at the table of society! We must never rest until we are given the respect and dignity we deserve! Chica power!"

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

Infantry.

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

Lost around a military base.

Kamikaze Colour

Family Salutes as Father Comes Home.

"That's my dad back when he was, like, militarized."

"It's the kind of missile system that says, 'Hey, these peace negotiations aren't really going very well.'"

Valentine Vaccines

Trilby - 'Dodor in his glory'.

"This one is for not complaining about stretched too thin handling domestic and foreign crises."

Oooops!

Eye Off the Ball

'You must have misunderstood, dear -- I'm sure they don't sell old generals at government auctions!'

'Son...old soldiers don't die...they just get medal fatigue.'

'I never saw a tracer bullet that I didn't admire for color, clarity and swiftness.'

Vladimir Putin.

We Don't Know Much

Two Wrongs Make Iraq

The camouflage in vietnam was more comfortable

"Lemming Boot Camp"

'Walter isn't truly happy unless he's bombing some country.'

'You know the rules, private - no pets!'

The Use of Cavalry