Military Themes Gifts

'Really ? my people always say multiply and conquer.'

"Get me a psychiatrist, preferably one with military experience."

Hopscotch landing zone.

General Pace.

'How do you expect to have a good army? You have only rats in the ranks...'

Sometimes we drop daisies on other countries just to let them know that we love them.

Bye bye fly...

"I still say it's a napalm tree."

Military man plays music as a sniper rifle.

Army Ant

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

Fist Bumper Cars

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

'Who said the Germans don't have a sense of humour? Just look at that card Hans Greber and we have haven't been shot at all day.'

The General's Cat: 'Always vigilant!'

"Blessed are they who blow out birthday cakes candles, for they shall be de-lighted."

People forget, on the 8th and 9th days I created the long weekend.

Federal witness protection agency.

'I must warn you, I'm an army boxer.'

Flying Squad

'What are your feelings on the use of dolphins in warzones?'...

Military Intelligence - Cross word puzzle instead of medal ribbons.

Possum Army HQ. Here's the casualty report, sir --- You have to take it with a grain of salt, of course.

....And on the seventh day,god painted!

Sorry

'He's bringing glad-to-be-gay tidings.'

Yes, that's him officer. He was trying to pick my pocket: That's when Joey bit him...

Valentine

'I got GI Joe Peace for my birthday.'

"Pullover!"

'Sorry general, but this is a four star restaurant.'

"I think the lighthouse keeper is having a little fun with us, sir."

"...and this one is from my wife because I used two squirts of washing up liquid instead of three."

"I'm the patriarchy."

'All this destruction and devastation everywhere - and you having to be armed to the teeth! What sort of terrible monster do you share your planet with?'