Police Themes Gifts

'I only asked if a black umbrella had been handed in.'

'It's my birthday -tell me you're one of those sexy strip-o-gram girls!'

El Cid.

"Pullover!"

'Do you have any idea how many dryer related cases we get around here?!'

'That's Nacho Cheese!'

Fancy dress .

Kids kaughing at policeman.

Yes, that's him officer. He was trying to pick my pocket: That's when Joey bit him...

Picasso's career as a police sketch artist was short lived.

"I've seen some muggings in my time..."

"Number 2. Step forward please."

The General's Cat: 'Always vigilant!'

"I said freeze, punk, I didn't mean literally!"

Missing Persons - "50 years old, 16 stone and bad tempered... Are you sure you want her back?"

Relax, I'm just here to pick up a prescription.

Melted Snow Man behind police cordon

'Let's do the Good Dog, Bad Dog routine.'

'Really ? my people always say multiply and conquer.'

'....and how big was this bee, Sir?'

Waking the Dead.

Flying Squad

'I got GI Joe Peace for my birthday.'

Crooks

'Objection.' - 'Objection overruled.'

Fish and Chips - "Could you please blow into this bag for me, Sir?"

Hopscotch landing zone.

Police suspect it was an inside job.

"I'm the patriarchy."

'They handle only cases we think we can solve in an hour.'

'Number three. Definitely number three.'

"Try twenty-three left."

Military man plays music as a sniper rifle.

"There might have been some carelessness on my part, but it was mostly just good police work."

"Good job, inspector! Today you made the suspect dance and tomorrow you'll make him sing!"