Law Enforcement Themes Gifts

Fish and Chips - "Could you please blow into this bag for me, Sir?"

Relax, I'm just here to pick up a prescription.

"I said freeze, punk, I didn't mean literally!"

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

The Circular Logic of Fascism

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

Privacy Conference Security

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

"Our therapist couple be so proud of us now."

"I knew we'd eventually catch him. He can't run and run as fast as he once did."

"Another reckless baby driver! I'd arrest the whole lot of them if they weren't so damn cute."

This is the last time I ask Peterson to dust for prints.

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

Totalitarian Humour

"Careful! He knows computers."

'When I grow up I want to join the SWAT team!'

'I hate frisking magicians!'

Racial Profiling

Family traits.

Scars and Bars

'He spoke his first words today Serge - 'ello. . . ello. . . ello'!'

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

'I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go, Richter. The crime rate has dropped.'

Old West Bounty Hunter.

Mobsters at the Beach

'I thought forty is the new thirty.'

"911, what is your major malfunction?"

'Have a heart, officer... the little mite is starving!'

-'Okay Rebel, find the drugs.' -'Are you kidding? There's dirty underwear here!'

'If you'll excuse me, my car is on fire.'

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

'What the … ? How did those thugs get into my car?'