Law Enforcement Culture Gifts

"I'll have the good cocktail." "I'll have the bad cocktail."

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

Privacy Conference Security

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

"Careful! He knows computers."

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

Totalitarian Humour

"Our therapist couple be so proud of us now."

"Another reckless baby driver! I'd arrest the whole lot of them if they weren't so damn cute."

'When I grow up I want to join the SWAT team!'

'I hate frisking magicians!'

"I said freeze, punk, I didn't mean literally!"

'He spoke his first words today Serge - 'ello. . . ello. . . ello'!'

Family traits.

Scars and Bars

Old West Bounty Hunter.

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

Mobsters at the Beach

'This is Martins, the office I was telling you about. She's got a real knack for texting people down from window ledges!'

'I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go, Richter. The crime rate has dropped.'

'I thought forty is the new thirty.'

-'Okay Rebel, find the drugs.' -'Are you kidding? There's dirty underwear here!'

'Have a heart, officer... the little mite is starving!'

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

'If you'll excuse me, my car is on fire.'

"Paper or plastic?"

'What the … ? How did those thugs get into my car?'