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Fish and Chips - "Could you please blow into this bag for me, Sir?"

Relax, I'm just here to pick up a prescription.

"I said freeze, punk, I didn't mean literally!"

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

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Privacy Conference Security

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

"Another reckless baby driver! I'd arrest the whole lot of them if they weren't so damn cute."

"Careful! He knows computers."

"Our therapist couple be so proud of us now."

Totalitarian Humour

'When I grow up I want to join the SWAT team!'

'I hate frisking magicians!'

'He spoke his first words today Serge - 'ello. . . ello. . . ello'!'

Family traits.

'I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go, Richter. The crime rate has dropped.'

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

Scars and Bars

Mobsters at the Beach

Old West Bounty Hunter.

'I thought forty is the new thirty.'

'Have a heart, officer... the little mite is starving!'

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

-'Okay Rebel, find the drugs.' -'Are you kidding? There's dirty underwear here!'

'If you'll excuse me, my car is on fire.'

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"Paper or plastic?"

'What the … ? How did those thugs get into my car?'