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Dancing Bobby

Police Feline Unit

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

'Come out with your fins up!'

"Number 2. Step forward please."

The General's Cat: 'Always vigilant!'

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'

"I said freeze, punk, I didn't mean literally!"

'I thought forty is the new thirty.'

Missing Persons - "50 years old, 16 stone and bad tempered... Are you sure you want her back?"

"Were you using your mobile?" "How could I possibly? I've had my hands full eating and smoking!"

Penguin identity parade

Relax, I'm just here to pick up a prescription.

Melted Snow Man behind police cordon

'Let's do the Good Dog, Bad Dog routine.'

"I realise that you're trying to impress your new employers on your first day, dear. But, this is our car!"

'Really ? my people always say multiply and conquer.'

'Take a good look at this police sketch and try to remember if you've seen anybody who can draw better.'

'Hold it, Charlie - I think he's ready to cooperate now.'

'Careful. Those nachos might be loaded.'

"Honey, did you have to bring the whole squad to our elopement?"

'....and how big was this bee, Sir?'

Waking the Dead.

Flying Squad

'They suspect arson.'

'Just move along...Nothing core to see here.'

'Contrary to popular belief, none of our glove compartments carry a spare donut.'

Crooks

'I had to go that fast in order to keep that nut from passing me!'

'This can't be good.'