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Dancing Bobby

Police Feline Unit

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

'Come out with your fins up!'

"Number 2. Step forward please."

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'

"I said freeze, punk, I didn't mean literally!"

The General's Cat: 'Always vigilant!'

'I thought forty is the new thirty.'

Missing Persons - "50 years old, 16 stone and bad tempered... Are you sure you want her back?"

"Were you using your mobile?" "How could I possibly? I've had my hands full eating and smoking!"

Relax, I'm just here to pick up a prescription.

Projection

Penguin identity parade

Melted Snow Man behind police cordon

'I don't think the killer would in the garden...that'd be waaaay too obvious.'

'Let's do the Good Dog, Bad Dog routine.'

"I realise that you're trying to impress your new employers on your first day, dear. But, this is our car!"

"Cut. Cut. You call this a crime scene?"

'Really ? my people always say multiply and conquer.'

Trevor Eve

'Take a good look at this police sketch and try to remember if you've seen anybody who can draw better.'

"Honey, did you have to bring the whole squad to our elopement?"

Wimpy Harry

Waking the Dead.

'Careful. Those nachos might be loaded.'

'....and how big was this bee, Sir?'

'Hold it, Charlie - I think he's ready to cooperate now.'

Messing Up My Metrics

Flying Squad

'They suspect arson.'

'Just move along...Nothing core to see here.'

'Contrary to popular belief, none of our glove compartments carry a spare donut.'

'Objection.' - 'Objection overruled.'

'This can't be good.'