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"Police. Nobody move or groove."

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"I said freeze, punk, I didn't mean literally!"

'He spoke his first words today Serge - 'ello. . . ello. . . ello'!'

Relax, I'm just here to pick up a prescription.

Arcarde Patrol

Stun-gun target practice.

'Pull it over, Speedy.'

"Next time the killer comes on your radio do not say 'COPY THAT'."

'....and how big was this bee, Sir?'

Street trader tricking police.

Flying Squad

Messing Up My Metrics

Piñata police line-up.

'...if you don't stop..er..singing Mr Bieber I'll arrest you for possessing an offensive weapon as well as drunk driving.'

Yes, that's him officer. He was trying to pick my pocket: That's when Joey bit him...

'Hey, rookie! Go chase that guy!'

'I think the eyes were closer together.'

"There is no 'virtual arrest button', you'll have to get off your butt and do it manually."

"Now the teeth! Huge...savage teeth!!"

Crooks

"Pullover!"

'This is just a routine check, sir -- are you a turtle?'

"Victor one to control...we want to report a stolen car, Sergent - A white saloon with a little blue flashing light on top..."

Oh, sorry, I didn

' We have ways of making them talk but how do we make them shut up ?!! '

Fish and Chips - "Could you please blow into this bag for me, Sir?"

'Great News - it's not psoriasis . . . it's just an itchy trigger finger.'

'Do you have any idea how many dryer related cases we get around here?!'

'Number three. Definitely number three.'

"We're not that kind of SWAT team, ma'am."

Kids kaughing at policeman.

'That's Nacho Cheese!'

"Good job, inspector! Today you made the suspect dance and tomorrow you'll make him sing!"

'It's my birthday -tell me you're one of those sexy strip-o-gram girls!'