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'He spoke his first words today Serge - 'ello. . . ello. . . ello'!'

"I said freeze, punk, I didn't mean literally!"

Relax, I'm just here to pick up a prescription.

Arcarde Patrol

Stun-gun target practice.

'Pull it over, Speedy.'

Flying Squad

Street trader tricking police.

'....and how big was this bee, Sir?'

"Next time the killer comes on your radio do not say 'COPY THAT'."

'Hey, rookie! Go chase that guy!'

Yes, that's him officer. He was trying to pick my pocket: That's when Joey bit him...

'I think the eyes were closer together.'

"Now the teeth! Huge...savage teeth!!"

"There is no 'virtual arrest button', you'll have to get off your butt and do it manually."

Crooks

' We have ways of making them talk but how do we make them shut up ?!! '

"Pullover!"

'This is just a routine check, sir -- are you a turtle?'

Fish and Chips - "Could you please blow into this bag for me, Sir?"

"Victor one to control...we want to report a stolen car, Sergent - A white saloon with a little blue flashing light on top..."

'Great News - it's not psoriasis . . . it's just an itchy trigger finger.'

'That's Nacho Cheese!'

'Number three. Definitely number three.'

Kids kaughing at policeman.

'Do you have any idea how many dryer related cases we get around here?!'

"Good job, inspector! Today you made the suspect dance and tomorrow you'll make him sing!"

'It's my birthday -tell me you're one of those sexy strip-o-gram girls!'

Hoax Squad

'If you want to know the time you'll have to ask a community support officer Madam!'