Police Themes T-Shirts

'I only asked if a black umbrella had been handed in.'

'It's my birthday -tell me you're one of those sexy strip-o-gram girls!'

Honestly, why do we even bother?

El Cid.

"Pullover!"

'Do you have any idea how many dryer related cases we get around here?!'

'That's Nacho Cheese!'

Fancy dress .

Kids kaughing at policeman.

Yes, that's him officer. He was trying to pick my pocket: That's when Joey bit him...

Picasso's career as a police sketch artist was short lived.

"We're not that kind of SWAT team, ma'am."

"I've seen some muggings in my time..."

"Number 2. Step forward please."

The General's Cat: 'Always vigilant!'

"I said freeze, punk, I didn't mean literally!"

Missing Persons - "50 years old, 16 stone and bad tempered... Are you sure you want her back?"

Relax, I'm just here to pick up a prescription.

Projection

Melted Snow Man behind police cordon

'I don't think the killer would in the garden...that'd be waaaay too obvious.'

'Let's do the Good Dog, Bad Dog routine.'

'Really ? my people always say multiply and conquer.'

Wimpy Harry

'....and how big was this bee, Sir?'

Flying Squad

Waking the Dead.

Messing Up My Metrics

'I got GI Joe Peace for my birthday.'

Crooks

'Objection.' - 'Objection overruled.'

Hopscotch landing zone.

Fish and Chips - "Could you please blow into this bag for me, Sir?"

"Police. Nobody move or groove."

Police suspect it was an inside job.