Police-themed Humorists T-Shirts

Cop Shop: Bulk, dried blood, shaved hair, ground teeth, assorted body parts and bone fragments.

"You have to let me make my own mistakes."

'Looks like the latest crime figures have been stolen.'

"Ahhh! Ha-ha! Exactly what I said when I was pulled over. Dipstick!"

"The big one dropped his weapon, but keep an eye on the little one. I think he's still armed."

Excessive Paperwork

"Just put one foot directly in front of the other, sir, and walk in as straight a line as possible."

Sweet Jailbreak

Stun-gun target practice.

'Pull it over, Speedy.'

Rollercoaster police chase.

'Let this guy go. He's working under cover.'

'Hello, Mum!'

"Next time the killer comes on your radio do not say 'COPY THAT'."

'Have you any idea what speed you were doing, sir?'

One lobster has another in hand cuffs.

' We have ways of making them talk but how do we make them shut up ?!! '

'This is just a routine check, sir -- are you a turtle?'

"Victor one to control...we want to report a stolen car, Sergent - A white saloon with a little blue flashing light on top..."

'Great News - it's not psoriasis . . . it's just an itchy trigger finger.'

'Number three. Definitely number three.'

Police dancing behind line - titled 'Police Line Dancing'.

"There you are. I've been looking everywhere for you!"

Hair Spray / CS Gas.

Christmas Police

"Avon calling..!"

"You were doing 10 knots over the limit."

Police Warning - Flash photography can seriously damage your driving licence.

'You've been with the canine unit too long Ralph!'

"I'll have the good cocktail." "I'll have the bad cocktail."

"You have the right to remain silent – but, it would be helpful to know what you think."