Police Humorist T-Shirts

"May I speak freely?"

'And what makes you think you're being followed?'

Police Warning - Flash photography can seriously damage your driving licence.

Cop Shop: Bulk, dried blood, shaved hair, ground teeth, assorted body parts and bone fragments.

"You have to let me make my own mistakes."

'Looks like the latest crime figures have been stolen.'

"Ahhh! Ha-ha! Exactly what I said when I was pulled over. Dipstick!"

"The big one dropped his weapon, but keep an eye on the little one. I think he's still armed."

Projection

Sweet Jailbreak

Stun-gun target practice.

'Pull it over, Speedy.'

One lobster has another in hand cuffs.

"Next time the killer comes on your radio do not say 'COPY THAT'."

'Let this guy go. He's working under cover.'

Rollercoaster police chase.

Messing Up My Metrics

'Have you any idea what speed you were doing, sir?'

Piñata police line-up.

'...if you don't stop..er..singing Mr Bieber I'll arrest you for possessing an offensive weapon as well as drunk driving.'

' We have ways of making them talk but how do we make them shut up ?!! '

'Hello, Sir. Are you answering this call on a hands-free mobile?' 'Em...'

It slowly became apparent that the police interpretive dance artist was less effective than the police sketch artist.

Okay, knock it off. I'm not falling for the old "good fish, bad fish" routine.

'This is just a routine check, sir -- are you a turtle?'

"Victor one to control...we want to report a stolen car, Sergent - A white saloon with a little blue flashing light on top..."

Oh, sorry, I didn

'Great News - it's not psoriasis . . . it's just an itchy trigger finger.'

"Good job, inspector! Today you made the suspect dance and tomorrow you'll make him sing!"

'Number three. Definitely number three.'

Police dancing behind line - titled 'Police Line Dancing'.

"There you are. I've been looking everywhere for you!"

Hair Spray / CS Gas.

"Avon calling..!"

Christmas Police