Police-themed Entertainment Gifts

"A person of interest" --- Gee, that's the nicest thing anybody's ever said to me!

"Number 2. Step forward please."

Missing Persons - "50 years old, 16 stone and bad tempered... Are you sure you want her back?"

'I'm in the not-so-serious crime squad, actually'

Melted Snow Man behind police cordon

'I don't think the killer would in the garden...that'd be waaaay too obvious.'

"Just put one foot directly in front of the other, sir, and walk in as straight a line as possible."

The Adventures of Wren Tin Tin

"Police dramas just aren't what they used to be."

'Let's do the Good Dog, Bad Dog routine.'

"Next time the killer comes on your radio do not say 'COPY THAT'."

Waking the Dead.

"Next time you rob a bank, don't stick around to take a bunch of selfies with the money."

Messing Up My Metrics

Trevor Eve

Wimpy Harry

'....and how big was this bee, Sir?'

'...if you don't stop..er..singing Mr Bieber I'll arrest you for possessing an offensive weapon as well as drunk driving.'

' We have ways of making them talk but how do we make them shut up ?!! '

"Victor one to control...we want to report a stolen car, Sergent - A white saloon with a little blue flashing light on top..."

Oh, sorry, I didn

'Hey! - Yeah you mister! Pull over now!!'

'I can't believe they made a sequel.'

"Police. Nobody move or groove."

'Ah, the old up-phase bipolar cop, down-phase bipolar cop routine, eh?'

'Objection.' - 'Objection overruled.'

"Pullover!"

Yes, that's him officer. He was trying to pick my pocket: That's when Joey bit him...

'Great News - it's not psoriasis . . . it's just an itchy trigger finger.'

Police suspect it was an inside job.

'They handle only cases we think we can solve in an hour.'

'That's Nacho Cheese!'

'When I ask you what's the word on the street, I don't mean 'appen!'

"Hic! Now remember...let me do the talking!"

Kids kaughing at policeman.