Military Themes T-Shirts

'Really ? my people always say multiply and conquer.'

"Get me a psychiatrist, preferably one with military experience."

Hopscotch landing zone.

General Pace.

'How do you expect to have a good army? You have only rats in the ranks...'

Sometimes we drop daisies on other countries just to let them know that we love them.

Bye bye fly...

"I still say it's a napalm tree."

Military man plays music as a sniper rifle.

Army Ant

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

Fist Bumper Cars

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

The General's Cat: 'Always vigilant!'

'Who said the Germans don't have a sense of humour? Just look at that card Hans Greber and we have haven't been shot at all day.'

Flying Squad

'I must warn you, I'm an army boxer.'

Federal witness protection agency.

Military Intelligence - Cross word puzzle instead of medal ribbons.

'What are your feelings on the use of dolphins in warzones?'...

....And on the seventh day,god painted!

"I think the lighthouse keeper is having a little fun with us, sir."

'He's bringing glad-to-be-gay tidings.'

'I got GI Joe Peace for my birthday.'

Yes, that's him officer. He was trying to pick my pocket: That's when Joey bit him...

"...and this one is from my wife because I used two squirts of washing up liquid instead of three."

"Pullover!"

Valentine

"I'm the patriarchy."

'Doc says I'm in ship-shape.'

Ikea Manger

Natural bomb

'Titanic cocktail.' 'Where's the icecube?'

'That's Nacho Cheese!'

Wild Bill Hickok. Really wild Bill Hickok