War Themes Gifts

"What, me worry?"

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

Alien embryo growing in earth.

Fist Bumper Cars

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

The General's Cat: 'Always vigilant!'

'Oh, just my old war injury acting up.'

Don't Worry, Joe, about Afghanistan

John McCain, pre-RIP

"Blessed are they who blow out birthday cakes candles, for they shall be de-lighted."

'No. No. Don't bomb them now. Wait until morning, when the birds are singing and the air is alive with a sense of possibility.'

People forget, on the 8th and 9th days I created the long weekend.

"Ok, boy, one more time, then I'd better get this thing back to the battlefield."

Wangling War Films How to Make and Fake Them: IV The Fall of Przemysl.

'I found it on Craig's List.'

A general points out his ribbons which signify films he has watched.

Poetry reading nightly

'Really ? my people always say multiply and conquer.'

"It's from Private Ryan...Wish you were here."

'Rabbit Leader here, No, you may NOT return to base because your sock keeps botching up,'

The USA Peace Dove Choosing War

Injured soldier receives first aid.

'I've been extremely worried about our prospects of survival since the brontosauruses go nuclear weapons.'

Hopscotch landing zone.

Valentine

Yes, that's him officer. He was trying to pick my pocket: That's when Joey bit him...

'I got GI Joe Peace for my birthday.'

"Pullover!"

....And on the seventh day,god painted!

'He's bringing glad-to-be-gay tidings.'

'It's the end, McEvoy - no tank can take on a German Vagina Dentata!'

"I think the lighthouse keeper is having a little fun with us, sir."

'At least never knowing who's a friendly should prepare me for a career in business.'