Military Motifs Appreciator Gifts

Wordilly Durdillies - A Smartie Bomb

Servicemen.

"We must rise up and claim our rightful place at the table of society! We must never rest until we are given the respect and dignity we deserve! Chica power!"

Moustached gentleman

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

The unknown war poet.

SWAT Team (going in to catch a fly).

The Generals medals

'This one is for keeping all the other ones so neatly arranged.'

"So, Gilbert was your friend who fought in Vietnam?"

"Next to my two years in the Marines, you're the best thing I've ever done."

Cheek

Men talking about the boots of the period

Soldier's medals continued on back.

"It's soon to be listed in the National Register of Historic Military Holes in the Ground."

And I got an honorary Purple Heart for sticking myself with one of my flag pins.

'I got this medal for being a Navy Seal.'

Possum Army HQ. Here's the casualty report, sir --- You have to take it with a grain of salt, of course.

Defense Contractor, Inc. Research and Development. It's a portable bathroom for navy ships. Heads will roll!

A One-Sided View.

Admiral Compass

Stalin.

"I'm out of space – can you pin it on Pinterest?"

Support Our Apologists.

'Tell Tale' - The Drawbacks of Over-Tight Ponytails

"Let's go for a crewcut to salute our tremendous military."

"I like to wear women's uniforms."

Sad Face Medals.

"Send in the Big Guy!"

Committed

The Surgeon at Work at the Rear During an Engagement

"Thank you."

Prince Albert Attempts to Design New Uniforms for the Army

"A signal from Paris, sir. Your opposite number feels that as we share their aircraft carrier, he should have access to your wife."

"Oh, that one? Why I'll be – it's a Skittle!"