Military Reenactment Appreciator Gifts

Moustached gentleman

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

"I got probation."

"Next to my two years in the Marines, you're the best thing I've ever done."

Cheek

And when I was in the army, my mother sent me 'don't care' packages

England.

"Oh my god, you guys, a puppy!"

'But son, we've always been a marine family.'

"You know, Daddy... We should thank a vet every day."

La Fille du Regiment

A One-Sided View.

Possum Army HQ. Here's the casualty report, sir --- You have to take it with a grain of salt, of course.

"I don't care if it is the most realistic World War II simulator game, I still refuse to salute you."

Maradona memorial.

'Thank you.'

"Why? Because he said I was insensitive, that's why!"

"Well, if you know of a better military re-enactment club, go to it."

"Stop playing around and put it back in you knapsack"

'His daughter married a civilian!'

"I do this to make history come alive while simultaneously satisfying my fetish for wearing tights."

In memory of the memorial that stood here.

Capture of the Heights of Fredericksburg

'Isn't it exciting that our house was chosen for the reenactment?!'

Steve could tell that Hal wasn't into the whole re-enactment thing anymore...

'Can't you see I'm busy?' - Machine gun salesman rejected during battle

Battle re-enactment Cavalier outside pub with Roundhead, says to fellow soldier: 'I'm just having a swift pint with my opponent here. It's supposed to be a civil war, innit?'

Wordilly Durdillies - A Smartie Bomb

'We watched aboard the Skylark - the Brits were blue, the French were Red and Tom was Green.'

"A signal from Paris, sir. Your opposite number feels that as we share their aircraft carrier, he should have access to your wife."

Winter Quarters in Camp - The Inside of a Hut

The Brook-Green Volunteer Pt. 4

Joe Splitz - Acrobat.

Army general with a mobile made of medals.