Military Tradition Appreciator Gifts

Cheek

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Neo-International Law

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

Military Medals

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

Infantry.

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

Moustached gentleman

Lost around a military base.

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

Kamikaze Colour

Family Salutes as Father Comes Home.

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

"That's my dad back when he was, like, militarized."

"It's the kind of missile system that says, 'Hey, these peace negotiations aren't really going very well.'"

The unknown war poet.

SWAT Team (going in to catch a fly).

'You must have misunderstood, dear -- I'm sure they don't sell old generals at government auctions!'

"This one is for not complaining about stretched too thin handling domestic and foreign crises."

Eye Off the Ball

The camouflage in vietnam was more comfortable

Vladimir Putin.

Trilby - 'Dodor in his glory'.

Two Wrongs Make Iraq

"Lemming Boot Camp"

We Don't Know Much

'I never saw a tracer bullet that I didn't admire for color, clarity and swiftness.'

'Walter isn't truly happy unless he's bombing some country.'

Oooops!

'Son...old soldiers don't die...they just get medal fatigue.'

'You know the rules, private - no pets!'

Actualities - The European Equilibrium